So I move my foot and kick the shit out of the stall wall closest to where he was standing. The guy freaks out and is just pissing all over the place. At this point I can see piss dripping off the stall walls. Anyway I get around to standing on the toilet seat and just bombing a piss into it, and try to avoid getting pissed on again.
So I step out and the guy is having a little difficulty (from the ridiculous amount of noise I hear). I wash my shoe off and hurried up and got the fuck out of there. Hopped the metro, Went to my buddy's house in Bethesda, then drank copious amounts of Budweiser.
Anyway long story short; went to a cook out, got peed on, and got a free cab ride back to my boys house and passed the fuck out.
here's a picture of the cookout. I'm the guy sitting in the chair.
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