The nurse asked me to describe my pain and I replied, "It felt like someone injected me (in the gut) with the opposite of a narcotic pain killer, and then broke the needle off inside me... Punched me in the gut, and then tried to dig the needle out with not one, but two cork screws, because one isn't painful enough."
She replied,
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